Plugs that don't go in right until twisted twice
Publicly crying babies
Rage quitters
Annoyingly prideful people
Corpse hitters
Teabaggers
7 year olds spewing out swear words to sound cool
18 year olds spewing out swear words to sound cool
People who pretend to be sexual experts to seem cool
Little siblings who think that they're the expert/genius/fighter/loved person in any given situation
Mean ass clerks that sigh whenever you take even one second longer than you're supposed to
Spammers
People on Facebook who say "Like if ________."
People on Facebook who say "Repost if______."
Hatemail
People who refuse to see that others have opinions
People who turn the volume up too loud
People who lie about their achievments
People who use terrible grammar that I can't read.
People who sing along or hum to songs when people can hear them
Censorship of the words "die, kill, dead, and death" and opt to use words such as "Gone, In a better place, and no longer with us"
The realization that most of the shows I loved as a kid, and recent shows cannot say the above words of death.
Trac phones, nuff said
Triple grabbers in SCV matches.
Internet trolls
Raging fanboys
Raging fangirls
Internet liers
Asshole celebrities
Door to door education program salesmen
Important well hidden messages in ads
Pepsi Max
Power Outages
The fact that Obama might get re-elected. (No offense to his supporters)
Fondue
Mondays
5-6 minute church songs, usually 4 or 5 in succession
Hitler
Satan
Stalin
Sparkling vampires
People who use the word fuck in every other sentence
People who pretend that geek is an insult. (Geek Squad FTW)
People who hate mario games because they are "kiddy"
The super bowl babies
Normal pencils, compared to mechanical ones
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Jerks/Assholes
Plastic ware
Strep throat
SUNBURN ITCH, GUUUUUUH!!!!
HIPSTERS!!!!!
ALL CAPS LOCK TYPERS!!! Wait a minute...
Unfair CPU advantages
Spam emails
Barbecue flavored chips
Christian preachers (And I'm Christian!!!)
The fact that Siegfried doesn't wield soul calibur anymore
The Last Airbender Movie
Road spikes
Phew, took me an hour.
These are all subjective