You know what really grinds my gears??

Plugs that don't go in right until twisted twice

Publicly crying babies

Rage quitters

Annoyingly prideful people

Corpse hitters

Teabaggers

7 year olds spewing out swear words to sound cool

18 year olds spewing out swear words to sound cool

People who pretend to be sexual experts to seem cool

Little siblings who think that they're the expert/genius/fighter/loved person in any given situation

Mean ass clerks that sigh whenever you take even one second longer than you're supposed to

Spammers

People on Facebook who say "Like if ________."

People on Facebook who say "Repost if______."

Hatemail

People who refuse to see that others have opinions

People who turn the volume up too loud

People who lie about their achievments

People who use terrible grammar that I can't read.

People who sing along or hum to songs when people can hear them

Censorship of the words "die, kill, dead, and death" and opt to use words such as "Gone, In a better place, and no longer with us"

The realization that most of the shows I loved as a kid, and recent shows cannot say the above words of death.

Trac phones, nuff said

Triple grabbers in SCV matches.

Internet trolls

Raging fanboys

Raging fangirls

Internet liers

Asshole celebrities

Door to door education program salesmen

Important well hidden messages in ads

Pepsi Max

Power Outages

The fact that Obama might get re-elected. (No offense to his supporters)

Fondue

Mondays

5-6 minute church songs, usually 4 or 5 in succession

Hitler

Satan

Stalin

Sparkling vampires

People who use the word fuck in every other sentence

People who pretend that geek is an insult. (Geek Squad FTW)

People who hate mario games because they are "kiddy"

The super bowl babies

Normal pencils, compared to mechanical ones

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

Jerks/Assholes

Plastic ware

Strep throat

SUNBURN ITCH, GUUUUUUH!!!!

HIPSTERS!!!!!

ALL CAPS LOCK TYPERS!!! Wait a minute...

Unfair CPU advantages

Spam emails

Barbecue flavored chips

Christian preachers (And I'm Christian!!!)

The fact that Siegfried doesn't wield soul calibur anymore

The Last Airbender Movie

Road spikes

Phew, took me an hour.

These are all subjective
 
I think you mean "achievements"

*Leans back on grammar throne w/ smug expression, counting grammar dollars*

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