Transformers 2 aka T2:ROFL!

LOL

"What is the status of the Transformers at the beginning of the film?
The Autobots have joined the military to hunt down the Decepticons. We're told the Decepticons are "doing things," but they appear to be hiding peacefully when the Autobots show up and brutally murder them.

What?
Yeah. The Decepticons aren't apparently doing anything, then the Autobots show up, the Decepticons run for their goddamn lives, and the Autobots hunt them down and brutally murder them. It's kind of weird."

"How is Sam Witwicky dragged back into the fight?
Well, he finds a fragment of the Allspark shard. You know, the Allspark that he spent all last movie being told he shouldn't give to Megatron, but when he gave it to Megatron, it killed Megatron. That one. Anyways, the shard makes the Beef see symbols and act like more of an spaz than usual.

So the Decepticons want the shard? Why?
Uh... to bring Megatron back to life?

What?
That's what they said.

But the Allspark killed Megatron in the first movie.
Yes.

...and now it can also bring him back to life.
It's very powerful, this Allspark."
 
Movie was not good at all, for reasons most people already stated. Only thing i can say that i actually liked about the movie was Soundwave. I thought it was a really cool idea to model him off of a satellite. I mean, it would be pretty hard to fuck that type of character up since he only served as an intel gatherer. That made him into a serious problem for the Autobots though, without him, i imagine things would have been a lot different. He wasnt useless like all the rest of the Deceptacons who can barely handle Optimus 5 or 6 on 1.
 
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