The writer's block

Psylocide said:
The warrier of the Waste

Once upon a tim, there was this legendray Bankai warrier. He practised his bankai every day until he was so good at his bankai skils that he would just go around sliceing his way through his enemys and anyone who was too much idiot to stand in his way. Most of his traning days were spent eating power food from the arches of gold that lied just behind his grandfathers apartment building, eating and bulking up until muscles came out of his shirt that ripped into peices when his muscles came all the way out.

His eyes were close together, but it was for better slicing power and accuracy that came form his bankai blade of ritechousness. One day, in the waste of his homeland he was walking through the forest and looking at all the dead bodies of all the warriors whose guts were flying all around the day before when the bankai warrier was slicing all the bad guys up. His bankai was wood but had magical powers that made it slice. Just then, a fersome nemisis of Bankai the Warrier was in the woods too...

"I am the fucking DoggyBAHN!!!!!!" yelled the fierse and retartded guy that was yelling.

A small tier rolled down the eye iof the bankai warrier and then he knew what he had to do, "Fuck you Doggybahn!" said the Warreir and when he said that he throwed his bankai right in the eye of the Doggybahn and fire came out of his eye and then his head smoked and exploded with the mustache of the guy landing at the wariers feet.

A buteiful lady then came out of the bushes and said "I'm from france and what youj did just saved our whole country and thank you very much, we appercatie everything that you have done. Please marry me and run away for ever with me for good."

The warrier knelt down and throw his bankai into the fires of Mordor because he knew when he found that true love that he could finally stop traning and know the peace and enjoy it with his family of his true love.

The end...?
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You omitted the sugan rainbow saga.
 
I Saw Goofy Kissing Santa Claus

Sora woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one exquisite box that looked like a nobody.

Then Sora noticed that Goofy was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Sora thought that he would surprise Goofy. Maybe even sneak up behind him and drink him on his slow penis. That always made Goofy tired.

Sora crept timely down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its happy lights, and the presents, heaped up slowly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Goofy. Kissing someone.

Sora was so angry, he picked up a burger king from a table and threw it provacatively around twilight town.

They both looked around.

"Goofy, you fat kangaroo!" Sora yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Sora looked and then rubbed his head and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Goofy said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a wet kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Sora said rapidly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be cold."

That seemed reasonable. Sora went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a rainbow. He made Sora's feet feel all dark.

"You see?" Goofy said forcefully and Sora saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.
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A Sticky Day To Blow

BigBlack720 stepped passionately out into the phallic sunshine, and admired ShinjiUrahara's head. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a thick sight."

ShinjiUrahara climbed off the bed and walked weakly across the grass to greet his lover. BigBlack720 patted ShinjiUrahara on the mouth and then tried to blow him flamboyantly, but without success.

"That's all right," ShinjiUrahara said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not wet," BigBlack720. "Not as wet as the time we blew under the bed."

ShinjiUrahara nodded gayly. "We were gay back in those days."

"Our peniss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," BigBlack720 said. "Everything seems tall and long when you're young."

"Of course," ShinjiUrahara said. "But now we're sick, we can still have fun. If we go about it godly."

"Godly?" BigBlack720 said . "But how?"

"With this," ShinjiUrahara said and held out a wide tea. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to blow."

BigBlack720 swallowed the tea at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to blow godly. They blew like a virgin riding a unicorn. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
 
Psylocide said:
The warrier of the Waste

Once upon a tim, there was this legendray Bankai warrier. He practised his bankai every day until he was so good at his bankai skils that he would just go around sliceing his way through his enemys and anyone who was too much idiot to stand in his way. Most of his traning days were spent eating power food from the arches of gold that lied just behind his grandfathers apartment building, eating and bulking up until muscles came out of his shirt that ripped into peices when his muscles came all the way out.

His eyes were close together, but it was for better slicing power and accuracy that came form his bankai blade of ritechousness. One day, in the waste of his homeland he was walking through the forest and looking at all the dead bodies of all the warriors whose guts were flying all around the day before when the bankai warrier was slicing all the bad guys up. His bankai was wood but had magical powers that made it slice. Just then, a fersome nemisis of Bankai the Warrier was in the woods too...

"I am the fucking DoggyBAHN!!!!!!" yelled the fierse and retartded guy that was yelling.

A small tier rolled down the eye iof the bankai warrier and then he knew what he had to do, "Fuck you Doggybahn!" said the Warreir and when he said that he throwed his bankai right in the eye of the Doggybahn and fire came out of his eye and then his head smoked and exploded with the mustache of the guy landing at the wariers feet.

A buteiful lady then came out of the bushes and said "I'm from france and what youj did just saved our whole country and thank you very much, we appercatie everything that you have done. Please marry me and run away for ever with me for good."

The warrier knelt down and throw his bankai into the fires of Mordor because he knew when he found that true love that he could finally stop traning and know the peace and enjoy it with his family of his true love.

The end...?
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You win sir....
 
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