The writer's block

4. It does matter dude. A lot of people get piss when someone uses a character in an incorrect way.
8. He's grabbing his dick dude. That's a little....
9. That's funny my friend because emo and black dragon didn't that. They had
3. In my opinion, that was really fucking stupid. Try using something that's logically. Him losing his eye sight or an arm would have been better.
1. That's not true actually. A crossover can make depending on the choice of series. For example my friend, Patriot1776, has a Inuyasha/LoZ fanfic going on right now. And while I find it to be hsi worst story, it has goteen him a lot of fans. He did an excellent job of mixing the worlds of Inuyasha and Loz flawlessly. I was impress.

4.) No it doesn't. I have never read a fanfic where I thought a character acted the way they should in any certain situation. You know why? Because under certain conditions, people act in different ways. Understanding people isn't just hard, it's impossible, and only the true author of a character can decide what someone should do. And trust me, I've read my share of fanfiction.

8.) Yes? They're both totally queens.

9.) I look at your criticism of emo, and see you criticizing his length as well as detail.. Which pretty much means (and rightly) that there's a lack of backstory.

3.) But a penis is so much more important.

1.) No, there's no logical way it could happen really without using a giant cop-out with magic or some other bull. I could do the same thing by saying there was a tectonic shift in midgar that sent the continent crashing into the world of hyrule, and then guess what? FF7/LoZ lolol omg!!1!z

Also- to answer your earlier question, no cloud is not a chick. He became a eunuch.
 
Anne lay on the floor, feeling searing pain run through her leg, where the bullet had met its mark. The Gestapo officer menacingly moved towards her, grinning, when all of a sudden there was a blinding flash of light, causing the officer to shield his eyes. A huge cloud of smoke appeared next to Anne, blocking her from the soldier’s vision. When the smoke cleared, he was in for quite a surprise. There was Goku, holding Anne in his arms, standing next to a huge metal capsule. “Goku!” cried Anne “You came back… for me!” Goku smiled. “Anything for you, my dear.” He said. “Our love will never be lost… not until the end of time.” The Gestapo officer turned tail and ran, but Goku was too quick for him. After laying Anne on the concrete, he dashed towards the Nazi and knocked him to the ground, unconscious, with only one blow. “Nazi scum.” Muttered Goku as he spit on his enemy’s limp body, then returned to Anne. “Here, I have something for you.” Goku said, as he removed a small bean from his pocket. “What on earth is this?” asked Anne. Goku smiled, remember how ignorant she was to what was everyday life to him. “A senzu bean.” He said. “Just eat it, and it will cure your leg.” Anne followed his instructions and popped the bean into her mouth, as the wound on her calve magically healed. “Now come on.” Commanded Goku. “We’ve got some Nazi ass to kick.” Anne jumped on the mysterious Saiyan’s back, as he launched off into the sky.

After only a few moments, the two of them arrived in Berlin. Tanks were parading down the street, as Adolf Hitler himself stood on a platform overlooking it all. “Stay here.” Goku said, dropping Anne in a shaded area under a tree. He then flew straight towards the parade of tanks, fist outstretched, screaming as loud as he could. The soldiers below scattered in terror, while the tanks tried to aim their cannons at him. He was too quick and nimble for them, however, and opened the hatch of a nearby Panzer, then headed inside. After dispatching of the soldiers in control of the war machine, he took the wheel. He fired round after round into the crowds of Nazi soldiers, occasionally firing at the other tanks. After only minutes, there was nothing but a cloud of dust and corpses. Goku emerged from the tank’s hatch, smiling now that he had done his duty. When all of the dust cleared, there were only two people remaining on the parade ground: Goku, the Saiyan hero, and Adolf Hitler, the most evil man ever to walk the earth.

Anne watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours. Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to this. “So,” Hitler said jovially “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Hitler then jumped down from his platform and down onto the street in front of Goku, pulling a chain gun from the ground nearby. Goku quickly jumped behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his knee with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said “It’s come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly.” Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizzically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil moustache turned a blonde color, and his brown eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.
 
The warrier of the Waste

Once upon a tim, there was this legendray Bankai warrier. He practised his bankai every day until he was so good at his bankai skils that he would just go around sliceing his way through his enemys and anyone who was too much idiot to stand in his way. Most of his traning days were spent eating power food from the arches of gold that lied just behind his grandfathers apartment building, eating and bulking up until muscles came out of his shirt that ripped into peices when his muscles came all the way out.

His eyes were close together, but it was for better slicing power and accuracy that came form his bankai blade of ritechousness. One day, in the waste of his homeland he was walking through the forest and looking at all the dead bodies of all the warriors whose guts were flying all around the day before when the bankai warrier was slicing all the bad guys up. His bankai was wood but had magical powers that made it slice. Just then, a fersome nemisis of Bankai the Warrier was in the woods too...

"I am the fucking DoggyBAHN!!!!!!" yelled the fierse and retartded guy that was yelling.

A small tier rolled down the eye iof the bankai warrier and then he knew what he had to do, "Fuck you Doggybahn!" said the Warreir and when he said that he throwed his bankai right in the eye of the Doggybahn and fire came out of his eye and then his head smoked and exploded with the mustache of the guy landing at the wariers feet.

A buteiful lady then came out of the bushes and said "I'm from france and what youj did just saved our whole country and thank you very much, we appercatie everything that you have done. Please marry me and run away for ever with me for good."

The warrier knelt down and throw his bankai into the fires of Mordor because he knew when he found that true love that he could finally stop traning and know the peace and enjoy it with his family of his true love.

The end...?
 
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