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[Sacharja] 9:20 am: should i also ask about larrys cock?
[Sacharja] 9:21 am: just for the lulz
[Sacharja] 9:21 am: i read the thread on cf.com
[BrewtusBibulus] 9:21 am: youve probably seen it already
[BrewtusBibulus] 9:21 am: it caused the last eclipse
Larrys cock is kinda famous by now... Its caused alot of "natural disasters" like for example the last time he was on the WC Tokyo experienced a series of tsunami after larry tried having sex in a boat... Apparently there was some large waves along the western seaboard but when given the whole ocean for those initial waves to gain steam and he indirectly killed almost a million asians
- Its a bird, Its a plane... ITS LARRYS COCK!
- The Great Wall of China was modeled after flaccid Larry
- The last time he slept face down he struck oil with morning wood
- He needs to rent 2 hotel rooms when he wants to get down... one for him... and the other is down the hall for where his cock meets his woman.
- The Hubble Telescope cant see all of Larrys cock... well it cant really see anything because last night Larry slept face up and morning wood knocked it out of orbit
- Larry was the inspiration for the washington monument... its just too bad the guy who made it was white and jealous
-when larry has sex with a girl, he has to text her for status updates cause he cant see that far
-Larry broke the home run record by swinging his dick and hitting home runs in all the major league ballparks at the same time
-Larry's cock is so big, its' slowing down this site
Google wants to one day have enough hard disk space to download larry's cock (keep dreaming)
-Larry's dick got a job as a cell pone tower. Why do you think Verizon's network is so good?
-Larry's dick connects New York to London, but only when it's not connecting Los Angeles to Tokyo
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A friend and I pulled over on bridge after a few beers one night because we had to take a piss, so we could piss in the water twenty feet underneath the bridge. As we unzipped and got down to business...
My friend said, "Man, this water is cold!"
Then I said, "And it's deep, too."
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I was going with him to get some fat bitches and part of the conversation on the ride there went like this
Me - I love asians they are tight for the night... just fucking awesome
Larry - I never smashed an asian... there was this chinese chick once but like right when we were about to get it on she was like "No its too big" and I was like "no its not that big"
I just cant believe a guy has to tell a chick that his dick isnt that big... isnt it usually the other way around?
[Sacharja] 9:20 am: should i also ask about larrys cock?
[Sacharja] 9:21 am: just for the lulz
[Sacharja] 9:21 am: i read the thread on cf.com
[BrewtusBibulus] 9:21 am: youve probably seen it already
[BrewtusBibulus] 9:21 am: it caused the last eclipse
Larrys cock is kinda famous by now... Its caused alot of "natural disasters" like for example the last time he was on the WC Tokyo experienced a series of tsunami after larry tried having sex in a boat... Apparently there was some large waves along the western seaboard but when given the whole ocean for those initial waves to gain steam and he indirectly killed almost a million asians
- Its a bird, Its a plane... ITS LARRYS COCK!
- The Great Wall of China was modeled after flaccid Larry
- The last time he slept face down he struck oil with morning wood
- He needs to rent 2 hotel rooms when he wants to get down... one for him... and the other is down the hall for where his cock meets his woman.
- The Hubble Telescope cant see all of Larrys cock... well it cant really see anything because last night Larry slept face up and morning wood knocked it out of orbit
- Larry was the inspiration for the washington monument... its just too bad the guy who made it was white and jealous
-when larry has sex with a girl, he has to text her for status updates cause he cant see that far
-Larry broke the home run record by swinging his dick and hitting home runs in all the major league ballparks at the same time
-Larry's cock is so big, its' slowing down this site
Google wants to one day have enough hard disk space to download larry's cock (keep dreaming)
-Larry's dick got a job as a cell pone tower. Why do you think Verizon's network is so good?
-Larry's dick connects New York to London, but only when it's not connecting Los Angeles to Tokyo
----------------------------------------------------------
A friend and I pulled over on bridge after a few beers one night because we had to take a piss, so we could piss in the water twenty feet underneath the bridge. As we unzipped and got down to business...
My friend said, "Man, this water is cold!"
Then I said, "And it's deep, too."
---------------------------------------------------------
I was going with him to get some fat bitches and part of the conversation on the ride there went like this
Me - I love asians they are tight for the night... just fucking awesome
Larry - I never smashed an asian... there was this chinese chick once but like right when we were about to get it on she was like "No its too big" and I was like "no its not that big"
I just cant believe a guy has to tell a chick that his dick isnt that big... isnt it usually the other way around?
