The MORE Official Larrys Cock Thread

Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.

"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.

A week later Johnny's dad Larry takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's cock."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoiled, son!"
 
I too learned the power of Larry's cock last night. He put me in a backbrace and still doesn't call.....must be those fat biznatches again.
 
Paramount bought the rights to Larry's cock, for their next Godzilla movie.

The movie, aptly titled Godzilla vs. Larry's cock, is set to be a HUGE success.

SPOILERS: Larry's cock wins.
 
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