The Misheard Phrases Thread

[Suirad]

Now for Sol:

In his instant kill, one of his quotes sounds like "Topher Grace!"

Instead of Napalm death? That's pretty good. I can hear almost anything off of it. "Have some tech!" "Assume fetch!". People seem to hear alternates for the second word of his overdrive including tyrant wave, tyrant rake and so on...

 

[Rei_Shao_Khan]

I'll stain my hands with you bread...

How does Geese stain his hands with your bread? How does bread stain anything? Why would Geese touch your bread?

Much later, I would learn that he was saying "blood" in extremely bad Engrish. It makes more sense, but I have already pictured Geese holding a loaf of bread for too long to think he meant anything else.

 

[mizu-kitsu]

Just remembered this one at work!

MVC2 Cammy: "Spin Drive Smasher!"

for the longest time I swore she was saying "Destroy Soccer!"

 

[Suirad]

I'll stain my hands with you bread...

Hilarious. Amongst KoFs often bad engrish, Geese always has the worst.

KoFXI: Blue Mary
Spin Fall
Spit Ball

and her special sounds like "Marvelous Dynomite Singing!"

 

[Rei_Shao_Khan]

Terry was always great also.

"Power Wave" sounded an awful lot like "Go Away"
"Rising Tackle" became either "Rising Takoooo" or "Rising Taco"

Sawrae

Either Geese either talks about bread or bra. Hard to tell sometimes.


Good old Raiden.
"I'll stand on your Grave" originally sounded like "I'll stand on your Brain"
I never really understood why he would stand on your brain until I was corrected one time.