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A crazy funny dream....
 

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I had a really unusual dream last night. I was out or something, and saw this truck picking up stray cats. They would just like open the back and the cat would get in. I understood they were taking the cats to a shelter, but I wondered how they got the cats to go in voluntarily. I ended up in the back of the truck and saw 3 or so cats.

Then we went into this like, office building, and there were two guys in there. They were the ones picking up the cats. Their real business though was supernaturally spiriting people there to tell them they were going to die. They told me that I had 4 weeks to live. I would spend 2 weeks there with them, and then 2 weeks back home with my family. Staying with them I would be in this minecraft-like world where I would gather supplies and stuff for my last 2 weeks. :wtf: Apparently they did this all the time. I was kinda mad at them, and really sad that I was going to die and leave my family.

Eventually I asked them if they were mortal too or if they were some kind of supernatural beings. They said they were mortal. I felt very satisfied by this, because I was mad at them, but was happy to know that they were going to die too. I asked if their bosses were mortal and they said no. I was going to ask if their boss was God or Satan, but I remembered they had told me there bosses were neither good or evil. I somehow understood they didn't want to tell me who exactly it was.

I don't really remember anything else. Eventually I woke up and was sad.

While I'm here, here's one of my old zombie apocalypse dreams.

I was with my family, and we were part of this commune that was trying to migrate to a safe place away from the city where a zombie apocalypse had happened. We were going through buildings and were outside part of the time. I remember sliding down this ramp, and there was a kid pushing Zoë in the stroller. We were near the sea and then zombies started to come. For some reason, we didn't have any guns, and were all fighting with knives. We tried to run, but had to fight. There was this girl who was really good at fighting. Colin Farrell was there too. Then, IDK how it fits in, but I remember someone had made some kind of material that could drill through anything, even diamond. This big guy then came and he was apparently controlling the zombies. He asked that girl if she would join him in exchange for calling off the zombies. She said no.
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Ever had the most funniest dream where your laughing in your sleep? I shit you not, I did that alot in the past. Still do now; I don't know why, but everytime my mom comes over I'm usually asleep & by the time she enters the house I burst out laughin while asleep. People who sleep walk do the most craziest shit ever (Especially me). I can't help but laugh so hard everytime I have the most funniest dreams ever. I don't even know what got me laughin in the first place for the dream to be even funny. Probably because someones sniffin ass gymnastics style or some dog's gettin at some guys nuts as he's trying to fight him off with a couple of smacks while the dog is being retarded strong about them nuts. XD

I remember having a dream where I laughed so hard I woke up laughin. I was continuously doin it, to a point where I was crying XD!!! & all this time my wifes just lookin at me holding her head up with her hand & just plain starring with a motionless face XD. I was hittin that pillow hard to try & stop, my gut was hurting, I couldn't breath good, I was cracking up.... I'm such a weirdo in my sleep XD.
 
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