DEX has wet dreams... Then your trying to shoo your sibs away as they say "No, NOW DEX. GET YER ASS UP!" Standing there @ the side of my bed & waiting for me to pull the blankets away.
(Jk n.n)
My real dreams are nightmares about zombies mainly, but other nightmares included too. I guess not only I love zombies, but I also dream that I'm in a zombie apocalypse. I remember having those dreams 5 times in a row. Unlike most grown-ups I know, I still dream alot. Must be some sort of birth perk. I don't think theres one night I didn't have a dream. Sometimes DEX beats ppls asses in sleep, says my sister. My wife says she gets creeped out by me alot at night. (This right here is no bullshit) sometimes I sleep walk & stand still in the middle of the night. Other things I do in my sleep is laugh loudly, but in a non cracking up way (I find this to be scary because my voice is deep & you know how your voice gets deeper in the morning after waking up). Knowing me, I'm 6 foot somethin & 315lbs (Big man status). So I'm a gigantic shadow in the night. Hitting ppl in my sleep & walking & standing around in my sleep, is not a good mix. My wife is terrified enough as it is about me grunting in my sleep & walking around or standing around.
She says I do weird things, which probably could of came from my dream or nightmare w/e I was having. I'm not sure if ppl act out the things they do in their dreams, cause if so 0.0(uh-oh). That shouldn't be true, cause then I'd have alot of broken walls & objects (I do have them, but not many). I can't imagine how scary I am when walking in the middle of the night or standing still in the dark. When I was a young gun (around 5) my mom said I stare at her close up to the bed. Not doing anything but just stood there. All the way up to age 19 my wife tells me I still do the same thing.
The funny things that my wife told me is that I pick up random shit & say random shit. One time I picked up a cutting board & a pizza cutter. She was like "Whats this for? You just ate" just now noticing I'm sleep walking as I walk away with one of the house decor trees. Another thing that happened to me was that I woke up my wife by laughing loudly in the living room while standing still. Coincidentally, it was raining & thundering out at 3:10AM. Then my wife got scared because I was walking fast with big loud stomps on the floor & hit the door opened & when my wife thought I was gonna go crazy & attack, putting one foot out incase if she had to make a run for it, I just softly layed back in my bed & whent back being still again. XD
(I have more stories, but I think I'll stop here)
Its a good thing I never gone off on somebody, cause then I'd be officially someone you wouldn't wanna be with at night. Picture DEX's big shadow in the night & tell me what would you have done.
