Teh Gheys Thread

[Robert_J_King]

Congrats, you've fallen in love with a pimp. :D

Seriously that's fucked. What did you do with him?

I am trying to get to know him. I guess. My generation isn't big on interaction or social cues and I am not trying to make a fool of myself. I tread with caution.

 

[WindupSkeleton]

sooo you guys, i broke up with my ex boyfriend about 2 months ago. he said he didnt want to talk to me EVER again because honestly, he was getting annoying, so i made this whole story up about focusing on my future and shiz sooo yeah he was like eff you we aint gonna be friends. but he texted me for the 4th time in the past month yesterday, i dont understand like. JEEEZUS. why wont he go away :(

Can't accept it I guess. Just ignore him though, you know your obligations and they ain't to him.

I met this guy in D.C. and for me it was almost love at first sight. The whole night was so cliche and went just like an LGBT Netflix movie. We end up making out and he stops to ask me if he can go make out with the guy next to us.
I know I'm not your boyfriend but WTF?

I wouldn't try to get to know him at all. He sounds like he'd cheat on you without a second thought, and not even feel guilty afterwards either. I don't wanna be a wet blanket but if that's how he acted when you first met, how's it gonna be further down the line?

 

[Robert_J_King]

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I guess so. Oh! Last Thursday, me and my friends went to this gay strip club called Ziegfields Secrets. It was audition night and they got me to perform! It was lots of fun and as it turns out, one of the dancers had their eye on me. As soon as I was done, he came out of nowhere and just made out with me.

It wasn't just the alcohol, I got into character quick on that stage.

 

[Alexandra]

I was at Macy's recently and I think I found the perfect item for you all.

Do they come with pasties and do they come in dragon sizes because we need some for my dragons

sooo you guys, i broke up with my ex boyfriend about 2 months ago. he said he didnt want to talk to me EVER again because honestly, he was getting annoying, so i made this whole story up about focusing on my future and shiz sooo yeah he was like eff you we aint gonna be friends. but he texted me for the 4th time in the past month yesterday, i dont understand like. JEEEZUS. why wont he go away :(

You should try to be nice to him, but don't get his hopes up. He definitely took it harder than you so he isn't responding to this the same way you are.

I met this guy in D.C. and for me it was almost love at first sight. The whole night was so cliche and went just like an LGBT Netflix movie. We end up making out and he stops to ask me if he can go make out with the guy next to us.
I know I'm not your boyfriend but WTF?

I hate those kinds of guys. Stay away from them, it's the safest route and the healthiest one. Unless you're willing to do the same thing they want to, try not to get with "pimps."

So can we please get some LGBT posters of Renly and Loras

 

[Robert_J_King]

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Thanks for your advice. Following is the next best thing to a friend request so...yeah.