Teh Gheys Thread

sooo you guys, i broke up with my ex boyfriend about 2 months ago. he said he didnt want to talk to me EVER again because honestly, he was getting annoying, so i made this whole story up about focusing on my future and shiz sooo yeah he was like eff you we aint gonna be friends. but he texted me for the 4th time in the past month yesterday, i dont understand like. JEEEZUS. why wont he go away :(
 
I met this guy in D.C. and for me it was almost love at first sight. The whole night was so cliche and went just like an LGBT Netflix movie. We end up making out and he stops to ask me if he can go make out with the guy next to us.
I know I'm not your boyfriend but WTF?
 
I met this guy in D.C. and for me it was almost love at first sight. The whole night was so cliche and went just like an LGBT Netflix movie. We end up making out and he stops to ask me if he can go make out with the guy next to us.
I know I'm not your boyfriend but WTF?

Congrats, you've fallen in love with a pimp. :D

Seriously that's fucked. What did you do with him?
 
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