Teh Gheys Thread

Lol family if I were younger and came out my dad would of beat me...when I came out to my mom she laughed at me insulted me and said if I did anything at her house shes kicking me out.

I consider my family my friend raquel who lets me stay at her place and mikosu on 8wr!!!
 
That's kinda fucked up that family treated ya like that. I had to deal with an endless barrage of gay jokes but that was all in good spirit because I crack jokes at other peoples expense constantly. I only had one altercation where I was about to fuck my brother up because he kept introducing me as his sister. My cousin and aunt stopped talking to me for awhile but after they meant my man at my cousin wedding, after that everything was cool.
 
back to the hair subject... Am i the only one that thinks that chest hair is the greatest gift to man next to the happy-trail?
Happy-trail makes me drool, alot... I love chest hair yeah, but my current bf is really hairless... I don't mind, I like him the way he is, so he doesn't have to have the "perfect look I love" :D

About straight friends, what I like most about them is "and then... Who's the girl between you two?", that makes me laugh like CRAZY! A friend of mine asked me once, we were at a Chinese restaurant. To answer, I took both my chopsticks, and asked him "To you, which one is the knife?", he didn't answer and switched topic... I won that one :D

I don't get why families don't accept their children as they are... Come on, they can't blame me for prefering pistachio ice cream to chocolate ice cream... Homophobes shouldn't blame people for being gay, they should blame straight people! They are the ones who keep having gay babies!
I'm lucky I have a really open-minded family: I have many many uncles and aunts (and cousins, obviously), and none of them is against homosexuality. Even further: when I sleep with my bff, it's normal to them, even if we have 2 separate beds.

What you should say to homophobes (which I already do), is that homosexuality isn't abnormal: it exists in every race of living creatures, dogs, cats, rhino... While homophobia exists in only one race: the human race... Which is abnormal now?
 
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