Teh Gheys Thread

Right now I tutor this hockey player who lives a few floors above me in Spanish, and he literally pulls up his shirt EVERY 5 minutes to itch his chest hair/happy-trail.... It makes me want to drool. Luckily he thinks I'm super straight haha.
My friends couldn't believe I liked dudes as much as I used to whore around with chicks in my youth. The ones I used to play football with was like "Dude we used to shower together!" Shit was priceless. I showed them a different type of homo because they thought I was gonna take the bass out of my voice and where a purse lol. My man doesn't seem gay in the slightest.

The point is you won't know til you say something.
 

Yeah, I've met a few "game-changing" gay people. Which i think is a nice glint of hope for the day I do officially out myself. HOWEVER, I do remain closeted for a few personal reasons/ the majority of my family would have a collective shit-fit. Despite the emotional yadda yadda yadda, and the repressed personality blah blah blah, I think there are quite a few perks to being a closeted homosexual. --Minus the awkward semi-sexual encounters/flirting from women.
 
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