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[09] Warrior
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[09] Warrior
More fake patch notes time!.
Aeon: Axes, claws, and teeth dull over multiple attacks. Fire breath now does Damage Over Time, but no initial damage. Critical edge removed as if anyone cares.
Astaroth: Muscles doubled. Now takes 30 damage on every attempted attack due to leakage of blood. Damage doubled.
Devil Jin: Removed, TTT2 is out god dammit!
Phyrra: Phyrra has stopped being a wuss. Damage, speed, and balls have tripled.
Patroklos: Limbs and stabs kill him like they would in real life, because no one like Patroklos.
Voldo: Voldo can now reach a climax, and this causes him to immobilize from pleasure.
Leixia: Now has an incredibly loose grip on her sword. Leixia may now throw her sword away, and is forced to use her fists, which have unblockable, but damageless attacks.
Nightmare: Nightmare is now a nocturnal horse.
Siegfried: Now has to be constantly spinning to fight.
Viola: Now uses actual nails for battle, which break and render her orb powerless.
Ivy: Ends every match in 4 seconds from chocking opponents and immobilizing them from her breasts.
Poe: You get out of her sight.
Cervantes: Bullets can be rapid fired and instant kill.
Ezio: For no reason whatsoever, Ezio is now naked and weaponless.
Mitsurugi: For no reason whatsoever, Mitsurugi is now emo and can either take his anger out on you, or slits his wrists for an instant kill.
Algol: Now renamed Bubble Bath, and can only shoot bubbles.
Patsuka: still removed in favor of Zasalamel.
Tira: Jolly side permanantly removed, Gloomy side renamed Livid.
Natsu: Breast buff, up to snuff with Taki now.
Xiba: Metabolism requires him to attack and get blood off of you. Health drops by 10 every second and health returned is equivilant to damage dealt.
Maxi: No longer has nunchucks, and now has elbow blades. Maxi can no longer block.
ZWEI: ZWEI can now perform the Wolf Fang Fist ability.
Raphael: Raphael now gentlemanly bows when he fights.
Yoshimitsu: Fooled you! this Yoshimitsu is the original. This includes the one shotting unblockable.
Dampierre: Critical edge returned to his BD one.
Hilde: Hilde has taken up pole jumping and has a new stance called PV Pole Vault.
Zasalamel: Moveset includes many pokes, long grab combos, many attack throws, and a critical edge involving picking the enemy up, and slamming them to the ground.
Not as funny as usual, it's kind of hard to find funny things to say.
Aeon: Axes, claws, and teeth dull over multiple attacks. Fire breath now does Damage Over Time, but no initial damage. Critical edge removed as if anyone cares.
Astaroth: Muscles doubled. Now takes 30 damage on every attempted attack due to leakage of blood. Damage doubled.
Devil Jin: Removed, TTT2 is out god dammit!
Phyrra: Phyrra has stopped being a wuss. Damage, speed, and balls have tripled.
Patroklos: Limbs and stabs kill him like they would in real life, because no one like Patroklos.
Voldo: Voldo can now reach a climax, and this causes him to immobilize from pleasure.
Leixia: Now has an incredibly loose grip on her sword. Leixia may now throw her sword away, and is forced to use her fists, which have unblockable, but damageless attacks.
Nightmare: Nightmare is now a nocturnal horse.
Siegfried: Now has to be constantly spinning to fight.
Viola: Now uses actual nails for battle, which break and render her orb powerless.
Ivy: Ends every match in 4 seconds from chocking opponents and immobilizing them from her breasts.
Poe: You get out of her sight.
Cervantes: Bullets can be rapid fired and instant kill.
Ezio: For no reason whatsoever, Ezio is now naked and weaponless.
Mitsurugi: For no reason whatsoever, Mitsurugi is now emo and can either take his anger out on you, or slits his wrists for an instant kill.
Algol: Now renamed Bubble Bath, and can only shoot bubbles.
Patsuka: still removed in favor of Zasalamel.
Tira: Jolly side permanantly removed, Gloomy side renamed Livid.
Natsu: Breast buff, up to snuff with Taki now.
Xiba: Metabolism requires him to attack and get blood off of you. Health drops by 10 every second and health returned is equivilant to damage dealt.
Maxi: No longer has nunchucks, and now has elbow blades. Maxi can no longer block.
ZWEI: ZWEI can now perform the Wolf Fang Fist ability.
Raphael: Raphael now gentlemanly bows when he fights.
Yoshimitsu: Fooled you! this Yoshimitsu is the original. This includes the one shotting unblockable.
Dampierre: Critical edge returned to his BD one.
Hilde: Hilde has taken up pole jumping and has a new stance called PV Pole Vault.
Zasalamel: Moveset includes many pokes, long grab combos, many attack throws, and a critical edge involving picking the enemy up, and slamming them to the ground.
Not as funny as usual, it's kind of hard to find funny things to say.