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[Norik]

A child goes up to his mother and asks:

Mom, is God a man or a woman?
God is both, Johnny.
Is God black or white?
God is both, Johnny.
Is God Michael Jackson?

 

[PANDA]

^ MJ is with God now...
OR IS HE. DUN DUN DUN....

 

[Norik]

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Back in my younger, dumber days. Was dating this girl named Wendy that had a weird infatuation with my penis. So I decided to surprise her and get her name tattoo'd on my pic (pics upon request). Cool part is, when it gets erect, it says "Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day"

Not thats a "too long" penis joke......recognize fool!!

 

[BlackDragon37]

http://8wayrun.com/threads/jokes-thread.5949/

Fucking 'ell, guys.