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gentlemen... do whatever it takes to empty our coffers
lap dances, champangne dances, shower dances
oh the things you can buy with a handful of bills
it makes me excited, it gives me the chills
there'll be filtcher rubs, breeders, handbones and tweeners
zobos and deebos and blorps that go eena
for a one dollar bill you can pull down their zippers
i am the snorlax
I SPEAK FOR THE STRIPPERS!
 
I was getting ready for work this morning and flipped on the news.

2 degrees... ok, I can deal with that. I run out to start my car.

HOLY SHIT!

Back inside, the weather man says "So you can see, the windchill is -25 degrees. It's going to be frigid."
 
I finally stopped being a bitch and wrapped up Uncharted 2's Single Player on Normal this morning. I still love the game's Multiplayer though.
 
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