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I'm making Elk burgers tonight... Gonna be danky.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!

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On the subject of art classes, I fucking hate painting. Goddammit I can do this shit on a computer in ten minutes.

ugh.... i hate comments like this.. seriously, if you can't paint for real, what makes you think you can paint in painter or photoshop?

really? you can replicate that still life or scene in ten minutes in photoshop/painter? for real? and have it not look like crap that would hurt my eyes? seriously? you can do that? color me skeptical.

curious,
do you scan in your own line art and color that shit in? or do you free form it on a wacom?

granted, i know you're in the same field as me so, i'm pretty sure you're fast with the lead on paper by now. but painting? yeah... color me skeptical. but then again, aside from bullshit flash animations in which you took ready made animations and edited them in such a way, i never really seen any animation or work from you for that matter. something i would love to see.

it's all love Y-d.. if you say you can do it.. you can do it.. but color me skeptical.
 
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with his meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when she was dead, she had to get up because there was still work to do.
 
Bleh. Remind me not to get anything to drink at Dunkin Donuts after a certain time. Bitter tea and crunchy iced coffees. Bleeech.
 
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