Most Epic Fail Ever

Lol... an ex-gf of mine used to email/txt/call me and tell me that I hated her, I thought she was ugly, and I never did anything for her. I treated this girl like a goddess.... bitches be crazy sometimes, just gotta man up and gtfo.

Every bit of this I can relate too. I dated a girl who, once or twice a week, would get into a mood, start crying, and tell me how I was only using her for sex, that I didn't care about her, etc, etc, etc. That would last 45 minutes to an hour, and then once all of her energy was spent, she would feel bad, want to fuck, and then afterwards it'd be back to normal again.

I actually stuck with that girl for 6 months because the outbursts were so predictable that they stopped stressing me out. If one started, I knew it'd last about an hour, and that afterwards things would be fine and all I had to do was ride it out, and the rest of the time with her outweighed the couple of hours of bullshit I had to deal with on a weekly basis.

Plus the sex was amazing, heh
 
man.. i had a girlfriend who straight up YELLED at me.. and telling me all this crappy shit that men just don't wanna hear(ex. you're pathetic, you're a piece of shit, I'm the best thing that happened to you and my favorite... you fuckin douchbag lol) at 4am in the morning, while she's drunk, for about an hour and a half....

I threw her shit out.. made her pack it ALL outside, drove her to the airport, and peaced out.

the next day she texts me from the airport.. "i love you"....

then calls me from home.." i'm sooo sorry... i don't remember anything from last night.... can we please talk???"

She went from hating me, to loving me.. then to realizing what she fucked up. haha irrational ass women lol (Not ALL women... but MOST lol)
 
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