Most Epic Fail Ever

[Psylocide]

Lol... an ex-gf of mine used to email/txt/call me and tell me that I hated her, I thought she was ugly, and I never did anything for her. I treated this girl like a goddess.... bitches be crazy sometimes, just gotta man up and gtfo.

 

[The Landslide]

I'm tired of talking about the stupid women in my life.

 

[Juez]

I think we've all been there with the crazy girlfriend who snaps cause we dont return a phone call or pick up the phone a 3am cause they wanna talk about a stupid fucking dream about a cat they had when they were 12

 

[Psylocide]

snip* cause they wanna talk about a stupid fucking dream about a cat they had when they were 12

Speaking of this, I once had a girlfriend get mad at me because she dreamt that I cheated on her.

No. Fucking. Lie.

 

[NightmareKnight]

I see that by not having a girlfriend I haven't missed much. People are too complicated. That's why I switched to not caring.