Man vs Food

One time my brother took Daves hot sauce for my brother as a joke...

Me being dumb, took the spoon & put it my mouth..Dave Hot Sauce to really Hot..My face went red..

Drink alot of Milk not water.....These 2 posts win hands down

Psylocide said:
I went over to my parents last year, and my mom had just finished making Habanero poppers. That's right, just like a jalapeno popper, breaded with cream cheese inside.

I explained to my mother that Habanero's are literally about 60 times hotter than a Jalapeno (according to the scoville scale).

Long story short, I ate one... and I fell on the ground choking and wheezing for air. The next day I took the spiciest shit of my life.

The end.
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The_Landslide said:
So a local burger place has a spicy burger that has levels of spices (like most places) that are: low, medium, hot, 911, and Kryptonite. When you order the Kryptonite burger they argue with you NOT to get it.

Let me restate this: they ARGUE with the CUSTOMER not to ORDER THEIR FOOD.

This is because they put big ass Habanero chunks right in it. People have been known to spill their guts because they didn't expect to be eating solidified RAGE, and couldn't take it.

So my two of friends order the Kryptonite burger each and are talked down to getting a 911 burger with Kryptonite sauce on the side. Friend 1 says: Ok buddy, we have to feel it out. Dip the burger IN the sauce and then w-" as Friend 2 pours the Kryptonite all over the burger. This means that its on, go big or go home. Except now they are eating a 911 burger TOPPED with Habanero chunks, a fusion not meant for this earth.

By the end of the meal they HAD finished the burgers, because they're idiots (and cheap) but had to order something like 3 drinks each and were getting constant refills. I have it on film actually, and will be showing it to NJ/NY people the next time I see them, because their comments/cries of agony are S tier.
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well we get habaneros here at a local market and i sometimes eat them alone, for they are one of the most delicious peppers i've ever had. And although really hot, they are really good.

and my MvF moment most people know already, as it was posted at me attempting the 7lb breakfast burrito in Denver, man is that thing good.
 
um... i can eat a limited amount of vietnamese peppers. (my mom can eat these things like they're potato chips) could also eat the korean spicy peppers like they're nothing.... um.... i like spicy food? once had a friend eat half a vietnamese pepper and he was done... weezing, drinking water (bad idea if you're eating peppers) putting ice on it (worser) and just going through it all.. the poor guy... his mouth was ALL KINDS OF numb. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh i'm sorry... he knows who he is. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I shouldn't be laughing but the poor guy... i warned him.. i was like yo! i can barely stand these things you might want to chill with it.. "I'm good!" was the reply.. it's sad cause now that i think about it.. all kinds of misfortune happens to this dude whenever he comes over... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god... once he lifted my toy shizu up and it pissed in his eye.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dog was like fuck you doin liftin me up? AAAARAW! hold that!

but back on topic..
ah.. when i was young, i ate a taco bell grande meal to myself and then later ate rice with the sides (kimchi and all that) but yeah.. that's me...
 
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