Jokes thread

[K0rN_b4LL]

If a girl harasses you in Thailand and you don't know how to tell her off,

then just kick her in the balls.

 

[Norik]

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

A couple had to leave a bar last night because people kept making fun of him and calling him a pedophile even though she was 21 and he was 40.

Totally ruined their 10 year anniversary.

 

[BlackDragon37]

Has anyone checked with Katie Price's gynaecologist to see if he's seen that missing plane?
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I hate when doctors asks questions such as, "Are you sexually active?"

Depends on what you mean by "active".

There are plenty of "active" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years.
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How was Stephen Hawking circumcised?

Ctrl + X.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

Courtney Love claims to have found the missing Malaysian airplane.

Finding that plane in the ocean is like finding a needle in a haystack, but if anyone can find a needle it's Courtney Love.