Jokes thread

[Alex.J]

A rabbit, a toad, and a cat walk into the bar,
The bartender replies,
"What kind of dumb joke is this?"

 

[Alex.J]

A Bartender walks into a bar,
The Bartender replies,
"Why am I the butt of all stupid jokes?"

 

[Alex.J]

A writer walks into the bar,
The Bartendar replies,
"Can't you spell my name right?"

 

[BlackDragon37]

I can't wait for the Formula 1: Malaysian GP this weekend.

I just want to see how many cars vanish going into the first turn.

 

[Marginal]

Awkward...