A non-tryhard joke about marriage that was just as shitty as any, perhaps? Just need that fake ass laughing background noise. Not sure how any joke around here is actually funny, or if DEX does not have a humor. I'm pretty sure I do, I just can't seem to laugh at anything in here for some reason.
To actually try, lets see...
I went down to BK one morning, took my cousin along with me. We were in our younger teens, so this was a while back. It was really early in the morning, the BK just literally opened with a couple fat asses at the front door. My cousin was a wimp that was scared to order everything we had to get, because it wasn't just ours, it was the for the whole family back at home. We get to the cashier person, my cousins first expression was a look away with shameful humiliation.
I said our order: "21 breakfast sandwiches, & 3 cheese tots". The cashier looks at me with big fuckin cow eyes & says "21 CHEESE TOTS?!?", The cook in the back goes "Holy Shit!" & makes haste to the back. That alone was pretty embarrassing. So in my head, I'm sayin "lol, No dumbass...." but said "No, 21 breakfast sandwiches". Once all that was over with, we wait for our order that took 8 mins, which I didn't mind. Our order was big. We got our order, which was 4 bags, & we had to carry that shit home. We must of looked like pure fat asses, carrying 4 bags of BK, really early in the damn morning.
