If Games Could Get Abortions...

That reminds me. Remember the Nokia Ngage? Who the hell bought that thing? That whole console should never have been made.
 
Halo 3
Gears of War


Now I am not one to rage. Ask around, i get over shit really fast. But I have experienced blinding, white hot fury over these "games." These are beyond work, these are a form of advanced, multimillion dollar torture systems. Every time you pull the trigger, the game flips a coin, and if you got lucky your bullets do damage.

Every bullet that ever left my gun was a bright red paintball. My opponents were armed with incendiary armor piercing artillery shells. Thus is the power of host. These games make excellent coasters. Top dollar.
 
Halo 3
Gears of War


Now I am not one to rage. Ask around, i get over shit really fast. But I have experienced blinding, white hot fury over these "games." These are beyond work, these are a form of advanced, multimillion dollar torture systems. Every time you pull the trigger, the game flips a coin, and if you got lucky your bullets do damage.

Every bullet that ever left my gun was a bright red paintball. My opponents were armed with incendiary armor piercing artillery shells. Thus is the power of host. These games make excellent coasters. Top dollar.

Thats why people LAN.
 
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