If Games Could Get Abortions...

AquaMan (Xbox) - You think Superman for the N64 has got it bad... DC took a giant shit right in AquaMan's mouth with this should-be-aborted atrocity.

Sonic Riderz (?) - Somebody shoot Sonic in the head, he's done.

Sexy Beach 1&2 (PC) - Very boring game. Nothing but a well designed hentai 'Newgrounds' game IMHO (you see one... you've seen 'em all).

Dead Space (PS3, 360) - Personally, this whole space apocalyptic undead shooters series is getting a wee tad played out... sure, the gameplay is solid and the lighting (or the lack of) is cool... but to have to shoot the undead's limbs/extremities to KILL them? Now, I'm no doctor, but shouldn't the head be the major weakness of anything? That's like being in a war zone, having one bullet left in your gun with the enemy right in front of you with a machete... and shooting him in the toe.

All of Atari's porn games
 
'vampire hunter D' (psx) demo looked awesome, game was terrible. too many to mention really, but this one stands out for me.
 
The SaGa Series... (SaGa Frontier, Unlimited SaGa, Romancing SaGa, Final Fantasy Legends)... the ENTIRE series.
 
Transformer that game was shit I regretted buying it the moment I put it in my ps2. I havent played it but wheres waldo the video game for nes look it up on youtube trust me.
 
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