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what i want is a "happy birthday" from a couple close friends, a night at a good bar listening to music, buddies who drag me out and take me home and a retirement at my house in pajamas eating what i want and watching a movie or shitfaced and passed out on the floor like a normal birthday. this can't ever happen, though. i honestly haven't had a straight birthday party since i was like 6. don't get me wrong, i've thrown and attended massive multi-keg halloween parties that have been awesome, but my b-day has always taken a second seat.
this year, i'll fantasize about my chill bday and get drug to like 6 giant parties, one after another, so that i can wait in line for 20 minutes to get a keg beer and forcefully interact with strangers even though i just wanna get shitbombed in some sort of security blanket. either that, or i'll let my friends all do it without me and sit at home. same thing that happens every halloween.