Gotta take a shit really bad at the worst times?
- Thread starter Artilust
- Start date
Y-Disciple
[09] Warrior
Gotta take a shit really bad at the worst time
Happens to me all the time. 5 times a day. Guess that's what happens when you have Crohn's disease.
Happens to me all the time. 5 times a day. Guess that's what happens when you have Crohn's disease.
Radar
[06] Combatant
Gotta take a shit really bad at the worst time
a few Sundays ago, we were at buffalo wild Wings watching Wrestlemania and I ordered 18 Blazin hot wings. I'm telling you, this sauce is no joke it was hot as SIN.
The following day they finally reached the end of my Large intestine... where you might ask? On the bus to school in the morning. I tried to not think about it, but this was the worst case of needing to shit in my LIFE. Near the school, the bus driver announced that we had to practice bus evacuation, the look on my face was pure dread. She asked if we should do it that day or the next day, I SCREAMED out, "TOMORROW!!!" As well as several other kids, so that saved me. usually the bus rides are short cuz I'm dreading school, but this bus ride took FOREVERRR.
Now, normally when needing to take a dump this bad, you generally enjoy when you plop down on the toilet and let it all out, but I didn't enjoy it at all. It was all 18 of those blazing hot wings. You'd think that the stomach acid would beat out the intensity of the hot sauce, but no, it went all throughout my body.
So as I was on the toilet shitting out lava, I thought to myself, "damn, these wings burnt like hell going in, and they burn like hell coming out."
Last time I'm ever eating all those wings.
a few Sundays ago, we were at buffalo wild Wings watching Wrestlemania and I ordered 18 Blazin hot wings. I'm telling you, this sauce is no joke it was hot as SIN.
The following day they finally reached the end of my Large intestine... where you might ask? On the bus to school in the morning. I tried to not think about it, but this was the worst case of needing to shit in my LIFE. Near the school, the bus driver announced that we had to practice bus evacuation, the look on my face was pure dread. She asked if we should do it that day or the next day, I SCREAMED out, "TOMORROW!!!" As well as several other kids, so that saved me. usually the bus rides are short cuz I'm dreading school, but this bus ride took FOREVERRR.
Now, normally when needing to take a dump this bad, you generally enjoy when you plop down on the toilet and let it all out, but I didn't enjoy it at all. It was all 18 of those blazing hot wings. You'd think that the stomach acid would beat out the intensity of the hot sauce, but no, it went all throughout my body.
So as I was on the toilet shitting out lava, I thought to myself, "damn, these wings burnt like hell going in, and they burn like hell coming out."
Last time I'm ever eating all those wings.
