Gotta take a shit really bad at the worst times?

Gotta take a shit really bad at the worst time

i was in san fran a couple years back and my friend was screaming about how bad he had to take a shit. we went to like 10 shops and none had a bathroom. on the verge of tears, he talked us into driving to a nearby gas station. as we were getting into the car we all got in but him. he just stood on the sidewalk...frozen. after about 10 awkward seconds, he goes, "guys...i'm pooping...i'm...pooping...oh fuck"

and he did. pooped his pants, standing up in the middle of the goddamn city.

we have, ever since, referred to him as 'shitty mike'
 
Gotta take a shit really bad at the worst time

WTF is that? It looks like two knife wounds in someones stomach.
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It is probably two knife wounds to my stomach...it also sucked ass.
 
Gotta take a shit really bad at the worst time

This is nothing next to constipation... imagine having to take the biggest dump in the world only have a metaphorical cork shoved up your anus ("Ghost shit" is the term). Remember people: Fiber, fruits, and vegetables are your friends... if you don't eat them regularly and on a continual basis, shit stops happening.

On topic, at least you made it, Art... congratulations *hands him a golden toilet trophy* :D
 
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