Christmas Thread.

psylocide if i could i would infract you for ruining my morning with that horrible joke and ban you for making it red and green.

also come back to az...don't think it has snowed here like ever. 65 outside right now....
 
psylocide if i could i would infract you for ruining my morning with that horrible joke and ban you for making it red and green.

also come back to az...don't think it has snowed here like ever. 65 outside right now....

Duly Noted.

And yes... I miss AZ in the winter.
 
All my little cousins neices and nephews and little sisters know that santa aint real so they make a big fuss about how the schools lie to little kids and get their teachers in trouble for it lol. i love my family we cut the bs.

"santa dont bring u shit u know y? CAUSE HE AINT REAL U RETARDED MONKEYS. thats my money payin for those damn presents and i dont see no fucking cookies and milk for me. I should make ur ass sleep on the roof and see if santa lands during the night...ungrateful little fuckers ill kill every single 1 of u and they wont find the bodies...thatll be my christmas present...itll save me thousands"
- My dad when my lil sister was 5...i was 17 and laughing my ass off.
 
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me..
A Partridge in a Pear Tree!

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