Christmas Thread.

For Christmas I want a PSP slim and a copy of Parodiu Portable to go with it due to the PSP not having a reigon lock on games.


Also Santa is the only person i know who's as big as Jesus.
 
Merry Christmas, bitches.

black+santa.bmp
 
Twas the night before christmas and all through the hood, no crimes were a stirring. Not even a drug bust.
Graffiti was sprayed under the bridges with care, hoping commuters would soon pass there.
The hood rats all snug in their beds, while dreams of riches danced in their heads.
When out on my roof I heard such a clatter, I arose from slumber saying "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER!"
Away to the window I moved in a flash, eyes wide open and a shotgun in hand.
Suddenly startled, he looked up at me. dropped my car stereo and started across the street.
Aiming my gun with effortless ease, taking him down right to his knees.
He screamed and shouted then whailed a bit, finally told me how he's "too old for this shit."
I giggled lightly, then let out a sigh. "You ain't Danny Glover mother fucker, today you die."
three more shots were fired, but not by me...this fuckers boy rolled up and shot me.
As he walks by to collect my fees, I plug him in the face exclaiming with great glee...
MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKER, YOU PAYIN ME!
 
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