...and that's how the fight started.

Today my boss dropped a giant report on my desk that is his responsibility. Somehow, he "delegated" his report to me.

He asked "When can I expect this to be finished?"

I said, "Let me do my job... then I'll try getting to yours."

...and that's when the fight started.
 
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.

Took her out with one fucking punch.

... And that's how the fight ended.
 
Psylocide said:
Today my boss dropped a giant report on my desk that is his responsibility. Somehow, he "delegated" his report to me.

He asked "When can I expect this to be finished?"

I said, "Let me do my job... then I'll try getting to yours."

...and that's when the fight started.
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A homeless man asked me for some change a few days back.

I handed him a fake "One Trillion Dollar Bill".

Homeless Man: What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

Me: Buy some fake livers.

... and that's how the fight started.
 
So, I moved into my girlfriend's house yesterday.

She asked me, "What are your clothes doing all over my floor?"

To which I replied, "What is your floor doing all over my clothes?"

....And that's how the fight started.
 
so, i was bored at work the other day...
and made a comment about blood in soul calibur...

and that's how the fight started.....
 
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