...and that's how the fight started.

I like how this topic is basically one guy posting jokes and one guy going "lol!" so uh here's a dumb joke

A turtle was crossing the road and got mugged by two snails. When the police arrive and ask the turtle what happened he says "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
 
I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of
his car.

I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started.....
 
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