8wayrun's poetry block

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit, but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart but shit my pants

HRD
 
Alrighty The-instigator...2 can play this game. i just thought these up now. :P

There once was a man from Nantucket
who got a boner and tucked it.
his dick rubbed on his zipper, and when he used the pisser
it looked like it had fought Jack the Ripper.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
who had so much trash, he didn't know where to shove it.
but his wife Tara Hunt, said to him real blunt
"Jesus Bill this place smells worse than my 'THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG' "


and of course my fav, that i didn't write
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
 
whitey said:
Alrighty The-instigator...2 can play this game. i just thought these up now. :P

There once was a man from Nantucket
who got a boner and tucked it.
his dick rubbed on his zipper, and when he used the pisser
it looked like it had fought Jack the Ripper.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
who had so much trash, he didn't know where to shove it.
but his wife Tara Hunt, said to him real blunt
"Jesus Bill this place smells worse than my 'THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG' "


and of course my fav, that i didn't write
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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1st one was nice XD... the 2nd was fine, but the last verse didn't rhyme... and the last one, definately a WTF moment XP.

Got some more for ya.


Twinkle twinkle little star
That nun just ran into that bar
She missed death by inches, she's a lucker
Until she was ambushed by Chris Tucker.


Twinkle twinkle little star
My dick just got run over by a car
I screamed bloody murder, what a pain
Then out of nowhere, I got decapitated by a crane.


The cow shat out poo
Boy, does this shit really stink
Bombs away! *lights match*


Poetry is fun!! XD
 
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