Alrighty The-instigator...2 can play this game. i just thought these up now. :P
There once was a man from Nantucket
who got a boner and tucked it.
his dick rubbed on his zipper, and when he used the pisser
it looked like it had fought Jack the Ripper.
There once was a man from Nantucket.
who had so much trash, he didn't know where to shove it.
but his wife Tara Hunt, said to him real blunt
"Jesus Bill this place smells worse than my 'THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG' "
and of course my fav, that i didn't write
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.