Recent content by The-Instigator

Eating Cajun food? No wait... that's soylent green XP.

At least let the unborn child have a few moments of peace in the womb before offering advice to destroy her social life for the future... Jesus XD. Also, get hand insurance... because when any women asks to hold your hand when going to labor, your palm will look as knotted up as a pretzel...

I'm still waiting for my iRan... shoes that download music, e-books, and porn. Because whenever I run, I want to listen to System of a Down while watching Housewives Gone Wild amist reading "To Kill a Mockingbird". But seriously though, what will Steve Jobs think of next?

As long as you don't name any of your children Voldo, you'll be fine! I'm serious, don't even consider this as one of their middle names either, because as soon as one classmate in your children's class finds out about the Soul Calibur series (since as we all know, children today are...

Jesus, IvyFanBoy, it's a miracle that you aren't hired as Hugh Hefner's personal sex therapist... you would make a fortune!

Yo dog, American Idol is cool, dog, cuz you know, dog, that ending your sentence with the word 'dog' makes you cool, dog. Hell, I call my pet dogs dogs... I'm sorry, why is Simon Cowell leaving and not the overly annoying Randy Jackson. Jesus, I would rather have two Paula Abduls on the show...

More dirty/sexist jokes from Google search: Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them...

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Madnis and Fly has got me beat. Let's see... what can glorious Google provide for me?! (Being unoriginal this time) XP What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. A manager at a credit union hired a new blonde secretary. He showed her the ropes of...

My God, are people still playing this game?! *runs for the hills*

A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all deciding what to throw off a clip over a town that they are currently residing. The Chinese man throws a wok, the Mexican man throws a pinata, and the American man throws a land mine. Later that day, the Chinese man goes home, only to...

People pay money for this? Well, I guess this isn't the worst way to spend money... believe me, I've seen worse *recollects the time I wasted $10 on one small bottle of hot sauce in Las Vegas* XO.