Jokes, anyone?

[The-Instigator]

A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all deciding what to throw off a clip over a town that they are currently residing. The Chinese man throws a wok, the Mexican man throws a pinata, and the American man throws a land mine.

Later that day, the Chinese man goes home, only to see his wife dead with a wok next to her corpse.

The Mexican man goes home, only to see that his grandfather is dead with a pinata on top of his head.

The American man goes home to see his son laughing in front of his destroyed home. He asks "What's so funny?" The son replies "Well, I was going to my friends house, but had to fart. So I lit a match, farted, and the house exploded"

Yeah, I know, this joke sucked and is probably racist, but hey... at least it's original.

 

[pineapplejuice]

well yea i suppose its original.

 

[Mr_Takosuke]

Why wasn't Shakespeare alowed in the pub?





Because he was bard.

 

[FlyPuPpY09]

Fuck i'm so hot, i'm sweating like a hooker in church!

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So three guys traveling through the desert, A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican. Their car breaks down in the middle of the desert and each one took a piece of the car with them on their long long walk home. The Canadian took the Hood of the car, The American took a bottle of water from the car, and the Mexican took the car door.
So the three were walking thru the desert when they stumbled upon a magic lamp. They rubbed the lamp and genei popped out and promised them to return them all home if they justified their reasons for taking the certain car parts with them.
So He asked the Canadian why he took the hood of the car. The Canadian said so it'll protect me from the hot sun. Then he snapped his fingers and sent the Canadian home.
He asked the American why he took the bottle of water. He told the genei so when i get thirsty, i'll drink from it. Sounded reasonable, he snapped his fingers and the American was sent home.
He asked the Mexican why he took the car door and the Mexican said, "Cause when it gets too hot i could just roll down the window"

 

[Madnis]

one day an american man, a chinese man and a mexican man were on top of a cliff. so the chinese man picked up a box of fortune cookies and threw it over. american man was curious so he asked, "why did you do that?" to which the chinese man replied, "we have too many in our country." so the mexican man thought for a second picked up his box of tacos that he brought with him and threw it over the cliff. american man was curious and a bit irritated, "why did you do that? i was getting hungry." mexican man replied, "we have too many in our country." so the american man thought for a second and then shoved the mexican man off the cliff. chinese man was shocked and stunned. "OH MY GOD! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" "we have too many in our country."