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CorrectDefense said:
We should remove all of the old wrinkly tard butts out of all government positions and put in younger people from ages 25-45. Gay marriage would be legalized, marijuana would be legalized, the justice system would have a fresher view on things, irrelevant and bias decisions based solely on greed that benefit no one but the old rich folk in charge would be significantly decreased, and the Boondocks would stop getting canceled every other year.
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LOL

That could actually work if you make IQ tests and graduate degrees requirements.
 
Sett said:
Britain > America. sry

Lack of crazy religious fuck nuts. Lack of utter morons with guns. Lack of trigger happy cops. Lack of retarded politicians, yeah we have some bad politicians but some American ones are fucking mental like.

Then there's the whole wanting to bomb everyone. The obsession with the superficial. The constant fucking advertisements. Deserts, because fucks deserts. Bears and rattle snakes. Fucking natural disasters that gets blamed on gays. Crocodiles. Dedication to 'amendments' and annoying over the top patriotism. The word Soccer. The Californian accent. Infomercials, why are you shouting at me brother? Calling black people Afro American, more so if they are neither African or American. The way you pronounce 'Z'. Illogical M/D/Y date format. Highly influential retarded celebrities. Linking video games to violence. You're fuck off abbreviation internet laws SOPA, PIPA, PISPAOSAfpa.


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What percentage of this list is a joke? Because if it's not hovering somewhere over 80% you sure do look like a moron. I could point out that most of us don't want to bomb anything, or ask where you get off saying we're obsessed with the superficial when you guys obsess over royal family fashions and won't even pick up a newspaper unless there's a pair of tits in it, I could point out in response to your "lack of religious fuck nuts" that instead you have a state run church that spent hundreds of years actively murdering people with dissenting opinions, or the hypocrisy of you complaining about over the top patriotism but the thing is you could be joking (I hear these generalizations parroted enough seriously though that its hard to tell) and I honestly think any argument for what makes a country better than another is pointless and superficial if it doesn't concern things like "is there clean water to drink?" or "am I dramatically more likely to be kidnapped and murdered?".

What's wrong with the "Californian accent"? *points to his location*

For my part I will say, nothing that Britain can do will ever live down the shame of only producing 12 episodes of faulty towers in the course of four years. Gilligan's island ran for two years and we churned out 98 fucking episodes.
 
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Norik said:
You missed the single most important fact: THE LACK OF METRIC SYSTEM.

Seriously, as an aspiring engineer this bothers me greatly.

Also, pennies.

You spelled Saudi Arabia wrong.
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The problem is not that we lack the metric system, the problem is that both Metric and standard systems exist. Either one would work just fine if it were the universal standard without the need to make conversions, air-traffic controllers for instance use the standard measurement system the world over and it neither explodes their flight computers nor causes planes to mysteriously fall from the sky. The metric system's decimal system is certainly easier to work with, but any arguments about its superior scientific merit in opposition to the arbitrary nature of the standard measurement system are laughable when you consider it's origin stems from petty spite directed towards the king of France.
 
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