You know what really grinds my gears??

[MarKOed]

Is this person a non relative of the opposite gender by any chance?

Did this person breathe very heavily before saying "Hi"?

 

[JDub]

Kansas City (my hometown) is getting Google Fiber. Ha. Suck it real cities! We're going to have 1GB download speeds for $70.00 a month. Or, we can get regular bandwidth speeds (up to 5 MBps) for a one-time payment of $300.00 or monthly payments of $25.00 until you pay the $300.00. Then, you keep the service indefinitely. Anyway, we got Google Fiber! How's that feel on those gears of yours?

 

[MarKOed]

Kansas City (my hometown) is getting Google Fiber. Ha. Suck it real cities! We're going to have 1GB download speeds for $70.00 a month. Or, we can get regular bandwidth speeds (up to 25MBps) for a one-time payment of $300.00 or monthly payments of $25.00 until you pay the $300.00. Then, you keep the service indefinitely. Anyway, we got Google Fiber! How's that feel on those gears of yours?

Its not really grinding at me cuz I dont know wtf you talking about :D

 

[JDub]

https://fiber.google.com/about/

 

[MarKOed]

https://fiber.google.com/about/

At first i was like "Google fiber big effing deal!" now Im like asdsakldjsalksdjafhsfjsasadsalkdsj!!!1!11!!1