Zombie apocalypse?

[DeathInMyEyes]

Yeah, I was pretty worked up about this at first, but now that its dying down, I'm starting to believe it was just mere coincidence that all that shit happened in a week.

Had to be bath salts.

 

[Susanowo]

I don't see what the big deal would even be if there was a 'Zombie "Apocalypse"'. It's a corpse. If it isn't stiff and hardly moving, it's hardly being held together. It's more likely that you could stroll through a crowd of them, pushing them to the side, than being overtaken. Unless, say, you're Stephen Hawking without the chair. It seems a 'Bath Salt' apocalypse would be both more dangerous and likely.

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

Clearly someone hasnt played Left 4 Dead!

 

[MorrowsWings]

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

It a rash... -__-

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

chemicals are know to 'change' you but not anything like zombie

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

My grandma almost bit me for drinking the last of the pespi XD

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

family reunions can lead to much worst

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

It seems people have a case of itchy ass XD

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

Its Miami! Who isn't Disoriented!?

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

DRUGSS!!

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

the lining of you throat can bleed after years of alcohol abuse... Sooo yeah

I want a Zombie Apocalypse as much as the next guy, but I guess its not happening.
*sigh* If only :-(

 

[SBA]

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/lqp-79.asp

just gonna leave this here....