You know what really grinds my gears??

I know too many girls that have a baby and are on well-fare before they're even 20 yrs old. "If I have a baby I'll get more food stamps". Stupid, lazy bitches. I wish brothels were legal so these twats could earn their own and pay into the system instead of mooch off it. It's not much different than the predicament they're already in. They got knocked up knowing that it would increase their benefits. No more. Get to work bitches. If you can't find a job then it's off to the brothel for you. You already fucked for state money so that counts as job experience. Now get to it!
 
People that bring me an engine to rebuild it. Only to tell me "Thats Wrong". Well mutha fucka YOU rebuild it then. Whats that...you cant? Then STFU and let me do my thing asshole.

When Im balls deep into rebuilding something, and the boss wants to come over and interupt me and make me forget to tighten 1 fuckin bolt. Turns out that bolt holds the camshaft in. If you dont tighten it, you blow it up. Happens to me all the FUCKIN time, and this mother fucker wont leave me alone! I cant fuckin stand working for someone else. Only a few more weeks and im telling this mother fucker to eat a dick!

Stupid rice rocket kids that come in and want a 500 horsepower honda. But when I tell them "Thatll be $8000 please" they go "wow really? I thought it would be like a couple hundred bucks." YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! I just wasted 3 hours of homework and parts searching to find what you want. I get paid an insane amount of money an hour that is now wasted and I dont make a fuckin dime. Your engine block will be in the middle of the fuckin street for you to pick up.

Yeah....its one of those days at work!!
 
That reminds me of when I was in my high school's Harley Davidson program. Every kid thought all you needed to make a car fast was a cold air intake and a turbo that is adjusted to push out way too much PSI. Dude was taking about putting a turbo with 20 PSI in his Honda. >.<
 
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