lets see...
pets with people names like george or steve. however, pets fully named after famous people like charlie murphy and princess diana are awesome
customers who pretend to be allergic to food that they don't like
picky eaters in general; i've determined that you can judge a great deal about a person by what they refuse to eat. those who hold on to their childhood "oh that is gross i'm not ever trying it" attitude are always shitty or lame people in other regards
chicks that dress like gangster dudes with gigantic t-shirts and oversized jeans
ICP, juggalos, TWIZTED, tech-9, kottonmouth kings and anything else affiliated with that scourge on the earth
capcom fighting games
lag
people who are obviously just plain bad and blame lag
poeple who post things on facebook that end in "repost this if _________"
people who post things on FB that begin with pooky/sugar/hunny/punkin/'whatever your dumbass pet name for your child that i don't want to see' is doing _________, when i can see in the damn picture exactly what he/she is doing
people who know english but refuse to speak it as a form of misguided and embarrassing anti-patriotic protest
people who tell me how to do my job
people who use 'gay' as a synonym for 'dumb/stupid/lame/wrong'
other people's children
other people
dogs dressed up like people
dogs with painted nails
cats
pictures of cats with words on them
people who laugh at stupid jokes
people who laugh at their own jokes
people who are older than 15 and still play yugioh or pokemon or inayusha or whatever the popular japanese battle monster garbage now is
people who leave the slicer dirty after they use it
forwarding ports on new routers
calling customer service only to get a fucking robot...+10 hate if the robot is voice activated and i'm in a loud place and it just keeps telling me "i'm sorry, i didn't get that" over and over again until i smash something
spiders, scorpions, centipedes, crickets
people who think that by lazily putting a bunch of shit in a pot, ignoring all procedure and technique, and then drowning the whole abortion in cumin = making chili >_> TEXAS
actually, almost everything about texas
the state of florida
people who ask for money
people with abs that i can't touch
people who wear perfume/cologne into a nice restaurant
shitty beer
getting on netflix only to realize that the "new movies" from the last month are all from 1987
getting my credit card bill only to realize that netflix went up in cost...again...and they failed to tell me, and that if i cancel it they do it immediately so i lose the overpriced month i just paid for, and then coming to terms with the fact that i will probably forget about it again next month and end up paying whatever the new jacked up price is...again.
coming to terms with the fact that i generally dislike the majority of my coworkers
coming to terms with the fact that i will most likely consider dogs as my only children for the rest of my life
coming to terms with the fact that the above fact will most likely make my mother cry...again
coming to terms with the fact that i am only 27, and yet am already illegally lusting after 17 year olds, and will most likely continue to do so for the rest of my life, growing more and more creepy with every passing year
i think i can go on all day...uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
