You know what really grinds my gears??

[FleshMasher]

mother fuck I hate it when I'm taking a massive dump and the the toilet water splashes into my asshole
shit is as cold as the arctic ocean

I have a hint for your problem: Put a bit of crumpled up TP into the toilet, it dampens the "splashback effect"
It's not failsafe but i hope it helps.

I hate the lack of summer where i live.
We had like 5 sunny days and that's that. WTF, at least it's a good excuse to play station all day.

 

[Synraii]

I have a hint for your problem: Put a bit of crumpled up TP into the toilet, it dampens the "splashback effect"
It's not failsafe but i hope it helps.

I hate the lack of summer where i live.
We had like 5 sunny days and that's that. WTF, at least it's a good excuse to play station all day.

Wow... Just wow... ~_~
*Good idea, though ^^*

 

[KingAce]

...slow internet service.
Getting pulled over, getting a ticket, and having to go to court just to avoid paying it.
Dropping off motherfuckers and then returning to pick them up...Get a car.
Where your keys at...?In the ignition? Doors locked.

 

[Ring]

People talking in 3rd person.

Just wanted to say that it starts to look really ridiculous.

 

[Engared]

I hate everybody! Especially Borgie!