You have one year left to live and you have a infinite bucks to spend.

@lobo: Good shit. I've gone on benders, sampled hookers, spent a day in a strip club (tipping by the rail all day is hard work). Obviously, much room for improvement that making money like a boss will fix.

I got time.
 
I'd pay off the US debt, then I'd have every tea party republican killed. I don't just mean in government either.

Since I have infinite money I'm going to buy every scientist on the planet for a year to search for a cure, or some way to buy more time. And somewhere in there I'll build a moonbase.

ON THE MOON.

It will be very expensive to ship the sharks to the moon base, but I think I can afford it.

And oh yeah something about charity and my family and love or something *cough*.
 
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