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Hey if anyone is up for it im heading on live in a bit and need a good match so who ever is up for some send me a message
 
and so, another session of TF2 comes to a GGs conclusion. *closes storybook*

*diggs around in the gym bag, pulls out another book*

Now we will read "101 ways rage: Gears of War 2 edition"...
 
UH OH. I'm gonna have nightmares of this storytime, Rek. D:

Tell about the one where I killed the whole team with my shovel. I love that one. ;>
 
Krit said:
Tell about the one where I killed the whole team with my shovel. I love that one. ;>
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So there I was, just spawned on TF2 as a Demoman with THE TEAM on my team with some randoms, at this point we were basically waiting for others to join.

THE TEAM bailed out first and I was stranded with randoms...no mics, retards, children, and a loud mouth...I went out, the tactic was simple stop the other team from taking our point, sounds so simple and me being a demoman, even moreso. But this team had the most distasteful source, they played with me before. They knew my own personal tricks and my side had little team communication and coordnation.

I stopped their first wave. Which involved THE TEAM's heavy and a few randoms. Meanwhile the rest of my side were dropping like flies and eventually, I was nuked by a Krit rocket. However, to my surprize my team actually managed to take the pain in the ass soldier down by some miracle. But something was off, something was seriously wrong...the medic. WHERE WAS THE MEDIC!? He had actually managed to get away thanks to THE TEAM's heavy coming back and wrecking shit hog wild.

I come in to save the day, but the cluster fuck of my team plus the minigun slaughterfest from THE TEAM was too much. Suddenly, I was all smiles when one of our nublet spies actually got a backstab. As I celebrated with the rest, I glance toward the door...Its a low kicking soldier. The spy and the engee were blown up by some rockets, the medic flew like he just came off his lunch break, the soldier and I FACE TO FACE, he gets out a shovel, I laugh...then the Soldier got uber'd. I along with the rest of my team was shoveled to death and we lost the point.

Pretty bummed out by the loss, I roll out to defend point 2...I get backstabed as soon as I exit the door. I look as my team's names appear on the screen. I finally get out there, blowning up unaware spies and scouts, then that bastard medic, the fucking soldier, and the goddamn TEAM's heavy come around the bin. With 2 sentry guns and my carpet I was all smiles, then I noticed a spy cloaked on the carpet, I detonate then the medic uber'ed the soldier, the sentrys came crashing down. I, out of desperation throw down a sticky, I get a crit sticky and seperate them, thinking the uber was gone. The soldier now dead, the heavy in my face...he suddenly becomes uber'd, I am punched in the face for a KO. The other point was taken withen seconds after, my dominos wings then showed up and I enjoyed them

The End.
 
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