Why Do I Fight?

[Norik]

I fight because #YOLO!

...Just typing it hurts. My generation is fucking retarded.

 

[Xernuht]

I fight to find a reason to fight.

Wait... that is inherently my reason to fight! I don't have to fight anymore!

Hang on... if I stop... I lose my reason... crap. Now I need a new reason.

To the Global Colosseo! *woosh!*

 

[MarKOed]

I fight to better myself!

 

[Pocky-Yoshi]

Why do you-Why do you-Why do you-Why do you-Why do you fight?

 

[Destro]

I fight to attain the attention of big booty girls and ratchet bitches.