Nikar
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Sorry to revive this old thread, but I was searching for "warble" cos' I heard he's a god at doing GIs / JIs.
Since everyone is praising him, here goes:
# While urinating, Warble is easily capable of performing Just Impacts 20 times in a row, thus getting the Just Impact achievement at once
# You don't see Warble taking part in any SC4 tournament because he's so bored. If he can win 100 / 100 matches by spamming GIs and JIs, what's the point?
# He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Warble.....eats JIs.
# If you Google search "Warble getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
# When Warble is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He parries through them.
# According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Warble can actually GI your SC4 character to yesterday
# Once, Warble had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage, Red Bull
# Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Warble to kill your character in SC4 fifty times over.
# Warble can win an SC4 match using only 5 JIs and 1 CF.
# In a fight between Jesus and Satan, the winner would be Warble.
# Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Warble can change the laws of physics. With his GIs and JIs.
# Warble ordered a pizza at McDonald's, and got one.
# Warble doesn't throw up if he drinks too much; he throws down!
# For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Warble, each testicle is larger than the other one.
# If you have five dollars and Warble has five dollars, Warble has more money than you
# There is no 'CTRL' button on Warble's computer. Warble is always in control
# Apple pays Warble 99 cents every time he listens to a song
# Warble can sneeze with his eyes open
# Warble can kill two stones with one bird
# When Satan goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Warble.
# The Bible is inaccurate, because it never mention that God's creator was Warble
# Warble doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Warble has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Warble.
# Warble does not sleep. He waits.
# Warble is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Warble counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Warble’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Warble does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Warble is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Warble’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Critical Finish
# Warble can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Warble doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Warble can slam a revolving door.
# Warble does not get frostbite. Warble bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching Warble play Soul Blade
# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Warble out. It failed miserably.
# Contrary to popular belief, Warble, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Warble has 72... and they're all poisonous.
# If you ask Warble what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he Guard-Impacts you in the face
# When Warble sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, ready to JI. Warble has not had to pay taxes, ever.
# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Warble's hand.
LOL, familiar? X-D
Since everyone is praising him, here goes:
# While urinating, Warble is easily capable of performing Just Impacts 20 times in a row, thus getting the Just Impact achievement at once
# You don't see Warble taking part in any SC4 tournament because he's so bored. If he can win 100 / 100 matches by spamming GIs and JIs, what's the point?
# He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Warble.....eats JIs.
# If you Google search "Warble getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
# When Warble is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He parries through them.
# According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Warble can actually GI your SC4 character to yesterday
# Once, Warble had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage, Red Bull
# Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Warble to kill your character in SC4 fifty times over.
# Warble can win an SC4 match using only 5 JIs and 1 CF.
# In a fight between Jesus and Satan, the winner would be Warble.
# Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Warble can change the laws of physics. With his GIs and JIs.
# Warble ordered a pizza at McDonald's, and got one.
# Warble doesn't throw up if he drinks too much; he throws down!
# For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Warble, each testicle is larger than the other one.
# If you have five dollars and Warble has five dollars, Warble has more money than you
# There is no 'CTRL' button on Warble's computer. Warble is always in control
# Apple pays Warble 99 cents every time he listens to a song
# Warble can sneeze with his eyes open
# Warble can kill two stones with one bird
# When Satan goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Warble.
# The Bible is inaccurate, because it never mention that God's creator was Warble
# Warble doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Warble has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Warble.
# Warble does not sleep. He waits.
# Warble is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Warble counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Warble’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Warble does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Warble is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Warble’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Critical Finish
# Warble can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Warble doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Warble can slam a revolving door.
# Warble does not get frostbite. Warble bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching Warble play Soul Blade
# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Warble out. It failed miserably.
# Contrary to popular belief, Warble, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Warble has 72... and they're all poisonous.
# If you ask Warble what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he Guard-Impacts you in the face
# When Warble sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, ready to JI. Warble has not had to pay taxes, ever.
# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Warble's hand.
LOL, familiar? X-D
