Whats in your pocket?

1. Kush (Neatly packed in my daily gram.)
2. Cigarettes (KOOL, of course.)
3. Lighter (To smoke #'s 1&2.)
4. Car Keys (Because I drive so god damn much.)
5. Money (Because YES, I keep it in a different pocket than my wallet.)

This is exactly what I would have. Except I would replace number 1 with SC4 and and my game systems. I stopped the whacky tobaccy years ago. Oh, and number 2 would be a carton of Kools.
 
Front pocket: My penis
Side pockets: My wallet and house + car keys
Back pockets: Nothing (it's a basic rule to keep your valuables near the front of a person to avoid pickpocketers... unless you want to get jacked).
 
I can't imagine why you would need so much stuff when you're dead. The only things I can think of that would make any difference at all is an organ donor card, and possibly a cryptic note telling who killed you.
 
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