What pisses you off?

[Hot Rod Dave]

It's all in a day's work for the Enzyte guy. ^_^

*smiles and teeth shine*

ok now your just being weird. now im pissed off

 

[Ivy]

Everything pisses me off when it's that time of the month.

 

[Fuzion]

Arguing with girlfriends being irrational. Logic is useless against them.

 

[Freaky]

Holy shit, where do I start?

...You fucking moist tart.

I loled hardcore. Love to see that stamp collection someday :p. And yes, country music blows.

i like enzyte commercials

You need enzyte. You have a small dick, I'm sure of it-- lacking in girth as well. Needley McNeedleson they call you, no?

*puts on Enzyte guy outfit and does the smile and wave*

Creepy.

that makes me feel all warm and tingly inside. you do strange things to my body!

Creepier.

People that get pissed off too easily.

Is....is that irony? GO PUT MAYONNAISE ON A CUCUMBER AND F YOURSELF WITH IT!!!!

I'm both of these ^_^

Oh what an iconoclast. You're so cantankerous. Suck me sideways you stupid skag. Yeah, I fucking love alliteration. She sells seashells by the FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SMUG DREK!!!!!

[/shtick]

 

[PhilBond]

People who shit on the story in Soul Calibur as though they know what it is. Practically nobody bothers to put the story together for themselves, so stop casually putting it down as though it makes any less sense than The Lord of the Rings or The Matrix, which feature equally convoluted and unlikely turns.