Types of Scrubs

Scrubs are like excuses & excuses are like assholes & everyones got one. Unless your a special snowflake... Excuses don't exist. The MLG term "Play to win", if you failed "oh well, train harder & adapt".

I fall under NO scrub in that list!
 
The False Try-hard.
Good players who try to win at any cost and usually are versatile in mind and skill. They don't make excuses except when they blame themselves for their loss, making a silly joke of their loss, or they want a runback to try hard and win while having fun.

The True Try-hard.
These scrubs are mixed with the Scrubby Policeman, Pro Scrub, Tier Scrub, The Local Champ Scrub, CAS Scrub, The Extremely Bad Scrub, The Style-Over-Skill Scrub, The “One True String” Scrub, and perhaps many more. Mix and match the ones you usually meet, but realize they will discriminate you. These silly drones ideal rule is: play to have fun. This is subjective as fun could mean many things. They're usually petty to say such trivial things.

Examples include: if you win too much you shouldn't try hard, if you do pro tactics like spam the same move to shut down their flashiness, you're a try hard. Their logic totally makes sense because, why should you try hard to win? Competition beckons one to try hard or face defeat, yet it's dishonorable to try too hard according to them.
 
Can people stop answering the list with ridiculous nit-picky reductio ad absurdum? The paragraphs are quite extensive in describing what makes them a scrub, and people just pick out one phrase or sentence to bash and post stuff like, "Your list is dumb because I make CaS and you called me a scrub for it."

If you do one of the things every once in a while, of course that doesn't make you scrub. This isn't a one offense permanent branding. If you abuse the stuff mentioned in the lists, then you're a scrub. But yet there is still reductio ad absurdum going on like, "I'm the best in my town, guess that makes me a scrub."

If you're doing it humorously, that's okay. But please stop with the ridiculousness.
 
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